Trying to be funny
Funny Bulldog by Moyan_Brenn (back soon, sorry for not commenting)
Are you a cosmonaut?
A cosmos, not
Or you meant a cosmos nut
Not!
Was your father an alien or a local?
Indeed he was an alien but not a loco
(Loco- a Spanish word for Crazy)
Are you a Russian?
I’m in a rush, but I am not Ann
Where did black juice originated?
Black juice originated with prunes
Some people in my community think that Q comes after 10 and not 11
They always say 10, Q
The reason they have a rusted saw, they explain… I sink saw
Why do wolfs bark at the moon?
They pray not to chase away the prey
What did the French invent first?
French fries or franchise?
Why kids say they skip school?
To be Kool
People with humor hum more
Best name for a spoiled pit-bull
Brat pit
Best name for eggbeaters
Serious eggs because they never have yokes
Photos by Moyan_Brenn (back soon, sorry for not commenting),