Coping
Hinder your fender
Traffic offender
Get a defender cop
Coping with coupling
My car to the tow truck
Towing it far so far
The fender bender
Would not surrender
The cops were not tender
Rendered the cuffs
He puffs and puffs
He paid the repair and fine
And whines as swine
Hitting another bottle
Of wine unrefined
Photo by JJ_The_Jester 
Photo by valkrye131 Photo by West Midlands Police